Re: Make a wish and have it corrupted

by The Red Blur Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:30 am

Wish granted! You have your very own time paradox... Which is actually a terrible band, that can only play instrumental versions of Nickelback songs. Hope you enjoy!

I wish a real, working death note.

by Joshua the Hedgehog Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:46 pm

Wish Granted.

However, the death Note had your name written on it already, and it said you were going to die by a heart attack riiiight now.
Welp, you are ded.

I wish for an entire army of Pancakes o3o

by spark tb Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:30 pm

Congrats, you have an entire army comprised of pancakes! ...However, since they are not living entities, they simply lie there, lifeless. Over time they turn to rot, or are feasted upon by the local wildlife, their weapons lying limply upon their spongy forms.

I wish for complete control over my own emotions.

by Joshua the Hedgehog Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:31 am

(Jokes on you, I was planning on eating them! XD)
Congratulations, you now have complete control of your emotions... however you can only control your emotions on Friday the 13th. .3.

I wish for someone to use Soleanna in a RP for once.

by Dione Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:12 pm

Yes! Congratulations! Soleanna will be usediused in a roleplay but the results will be so horrifyingly bad that no one will ever risk using it ever again. Too bad bro

I wish to travel

by ForevaYoung Sat Jan 14, 2017 11:47 pm

Congratulations, your wish has been granted. Slight setback though, you cannot ever choose where you're going, it's more of a random pot luck thing.

I wish to be able to fly.

by The Red Blur Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:36 am

Wish granted! However, the only way you can do this is by removing all of your clothing. Hope you're flying somewhere warm, at least!

I wish for a keyblade.

by Joshua the Hedgehog Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:06 am

Congratulations, you now have a Blade in the shape of a small key... which is not sharp, nor deadly. Hey, you asked for a 'KEYblade' o3o.

I wish to be hit by a Giant Missile..... FILLED WITH CANDY!

by kingleon Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:03 pm

Joshua the Hedgehog wrote:Congratulations, you now have a Blade in the shape of a small key... which is not sharp, nor deadly. Hey, you asked for a 'KEYblade' o3o.

I wish to be hit by a Giant Missile..... FILLED WITH CANDY!

Wish grsnted, but the candy is quickly stolen by a band of homeless men :c
I wish I was a galaxy buster

by Joshua the Hedgehog Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:12 am

Congratulations, you have a Galaxy Buster, which is very good alien Milkshake. .3.

I wish for G.U.N. to be more powerful

by RabbidSquirrelz Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:53 pm

Joshua the Hedgehog wrote:Congratulations, you have a Galaxy Buster, which is very good alien Milkshake. .3.

I wish for G.U.N. to be more powerful

Well, okay! They've added a whole bunch of Shadow recolors.

I wish I had the ability to summon pizza rolls at will.

by spark tb Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:43 pm

Wish granted! What a shame they're all rotten and moldy when you summon then.

I wish that I owned a boat

by Dione Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:46 pm

Wish granted! You now earn the boat you desire but you cannot sail on it for it will sink if you step on it. Have fun with looking at it~

I wish I could gain some weight. Just a few kilograms, y'know?

by ForevaYoung Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:17 am

Wish granted! You gain a small amount of weight, but now it's a constant problem. A few kilos keep gaining every hour for the rest of your life until you pop like a balloon.

I wish for the ability to see the future.

by Hikari Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:30 am

Wish granted! You foresee the sequel to very bad video games that keep trying to improve on themselves no matter how many times they fail. These include The E.T. Video Game and the SuperMan video game to Nintendo 64.

I wish I had the ingredients to cook Spaghetti right now.

by The Red Blur Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:54 pm

Wish granted! Although, the spaghetti came with a skeleton wearing armour who insists on cooking it, himself. He's not very good at cooking.

I wish for a fish finger sandwich, freshly cooked by an expert chef, using ingredients that are not rotten or expired. In other words, the perfect fish finger sandwich.

by Joshua the Hedgehog Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:56 am

Congratulations! You have the perfect fish finger sandwich! The sandwich is eaten by the chef, so you can't enjoy it. .3.

I wish for speed-type characters, anywhere in the Sonic Fandom, to be no longer faster than Sonic

by spark tb Sun Feb 19, 2017 2:14 pm

Congratulations, no speed-class character in the sonic fandom is faster than Sonic! On the downside, Sonic is now slower than nearly every other character, so now noone goes fast!

I wish for a duck

by Dione Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:09 pm

Might as well be the horrible person I am and give you a duck. Except you're forced to kill it and eat it. Yeah... have fun eating your pets c:

I wish foooorrrr.. Actual drawing skills

by Joshua the Hedgehog Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:40 pm

You are now given Actual Drawing Skills, that make you a great Drawer. On the downside, other Drawers have they're skills taken away. Look what you've done ;3;

I wish for.... um.... A taco?

by Veteranoftheconsolewars Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:00 am

The taco poisons you after consumption. If you chose not to consume it, it burnt your hand just trying to hold it.

I wish for the next person with good intentions and a kind heart gets their wish come true without a single downside to it.

by The Red Blur Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:41 pm

Wish granted! The next person with good intentions gets their wish, with no downside! Although... You will now have the worst luck for the next 15 years. I guess you don't need to bother buying lottery tickets anymore, huh?

I wish for EGGMANLAND TO FINALLY COME TO BE.

by ForevaYoung Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:54 pm

Well, with that wish granted, you now have an entire town run by men whom are all shaped like eggs and smell like them too, phew that's nasty.

I wish for an electric blanket.

by Joshua the Hedgehog Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:07 pm

The wish has been granted, and you now have an Electric Blanket.

However the Blanket electrocutes you, and you die of Electrocution.

I wish that Senpai will notice me (You: What.)

by Mark the Hedgehog Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:25 pm

Wish granted but Senpai always stalks you

I wish your ass was grass and i had the weedwacker

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