Make a wish and have it corrupted

Wish granted! Although, it doesn't come with fuel, and you presumably don't know how to fly it yourself. That stuff doesn't come cheap, I'm afraid.

I wish for a big mac and fries.

Wish granted! But the Big Mac is gigantic and the fries are extremely small.

I wish for a baby panda to huggle :3

Wish granted, except the baby panda just happened to be a very overtired regular baby with a panda suit 

I wish for silver to stop saying it's no use

Wish Granted! But *Silver bursts through the screen* "ITS NO USE!"

I wish i could fly

Wish granted! You now possess the ability to fly! ... but only under the circumstance that you are in space. Everywhere else, I'm afraid you're stuck with the laws of gravity like everyone else.

I wish for sleep.

Wish granted! However, you are now plagued by nightmares of man-eating cheeseburgers. Hope you can afford all that therapy!

I wish for a Caen bobblehead.

The Red Blur wrote:Wish granted! However, you are now plagued by nightmares of man-eating cheeseburgers. Hope you can afford all that therapy!

I wish for a Caen bobblehead.

Your wish has been granted...
However, the bobblehead has gained the ability to live, and it also wants to kill you. Good luck with that o3o

I wish for the Ultimate War Machine, that can way waste to anyone in sight ('cept myself and allies o3o).

Wish Granted! 
But it blows up the planet leaving you and your allies floatin in -portal robot voice:SPAAAAACE!.

I wish I could be batman! >

Wish has been granted!

However, you die by encountered the real Batman 2 hours into your job THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

I wish to have lots of SPAGHETTI.

Wish granted! But you eat so much that your stomach ruptures and you die a painful death ((one cookie to whoever gets that reference)).

I wish for pyrokinesis!

Wish granted! You now have pyrokinesis but you can't control it and randomly set stuff on fire. Good luck with calling the firefighters over and over again!

I wish for some silence in my house

Wish has not been granted!

However, you are now forever alone in your house (More lonely than forever alone guy), and no one can visit you in your house.

I wish for the Chaos Emeralds.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of several toy versions of the Chaos Emeralds. Now you can run about and pretend to be Sonic to your hearts content~

I wish for motivation to work on all these projects I keep putting off.

Wish granted! Wait. You can't stop working. Oh, dear, this was a bad idea. Something tells me you won't be sleeping any time soon.

I wish for something to UNBLOCK MY GODDAMN NOSE >

Your wish has been granted! Now you have no nose to be blocked, because it has been magically removed! o3o

I wish for $150 U.S Currency Dollars, that are not fake.

Joshua the Hedgehog wrote:Your wish has been granted! Now you have no nose to be blocked, because it has been magically removed! o3o

I wish for $150 U.S Currency Dollars, that are not fake.

Wish granted  But US Dollars are no longer known as currency, so the money  is useless

I wish I was Saitama

Congratulations! You are now Saitama, pre-power gain! And, considering we live in a world where powers don't exist, your three year work out will only make you as strong as most other people!

I wish everyone has a happy holidays c:

Yes, everyone will have happy holidays, but these will be the last holidays to ever occur. Good luck explaining that to everyone ;D

I wish I could sleep in class without people noticing it Q-Q

Your wish is my command, madam! You are now capable of being able to sleep in class unnoticed... Simply because you are now invisible to the naked eye. Good luck being noticed by anyone, let alone your classmates *laughs evilly*

I wish for a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred.

Your wish has been granted.

In order to get your Vodka Martini, you must be at the age of 21+, annnd your 17. Welp, that sucks to be you O3O

I wish to have a cookie.

Wish Granted!

But the cookie is as big as the moon and one bite will give diabetus 8/ 

I wish I could be one punch man >: D

Wish granted, You are now one punch man. But you now have lost your free will. Your actions and thoughts are controlled by the artist 

I wish Isis was gone

Wish granted but instead of stopping terrorists, Egyption culture has been reshaped entirely due to an imbalance in their god system and women have even less power in Africa and the Middle East. Wow bruh... Thanks.

I wish that this wish will be granted without a catch. And yes... Since the rules say there has to be a catch... I just made a paradox.

Wish granted! Your wish is no longer in possesion of a catch. It is unable to be locked up tight, can't be set on fire, can't catch a ball... infact, it can't do many things! So, in a fit of sadness, it leaves you and stalks off into the wild, where it dies a death when it realises it can't catch any food.

You monster.


I wish for David Bowie to have been recorded saying a plethora of words before he died, so he can go on to read audiobooks forever

Your wish has been granted!

However, the language he speaks in audiobooks and such is in a language that no one understands. Hey, at least you get to hear his voice again, right? o3o

I wish for a Time Paradox.