Monologue Me

Hey-hey! So, uh, decided to create a small li'l project. May not be to everyone's tastes and may seem a li'l bit artsy fartsy to some, but still, cooouuuld be interesting and pretty funny. Plus, it's gonna get me doing acting-y things a wee bit more, which is always fun for me in my books!
Basically the idea is, I'll post a theme - both here and a couple of other places. You guys provide a single sentence or statement or something based on the theme. I'll take the bunch of sentences I get, sorta order them/put them together in some way, and make something of a mini monologue out of. Will record a li'l audio log of it, add some music and stuff to make it dramatic, we'll see what we get! Could be fun, could be godawful! Let's wait and hear!

For now, our first theme is;
Rise of the Machine

"That looks like a machine that can squeeze melons!"
I DUNNO IM SORRY ;A;

What is the exact point of consciousness, where man becomes machine? Where we are no longer considered human, but a slave to them?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

Humans are twisted. Diabolical. They create things to destroy. To throw things into chaos. Machines are not the same.

Out of curiosity, when will we get to see/hear this monologue? ;D

The answer to your question is nooow! It ain't on Youtube, so you're gonna have to check it out here for the sound and the commentary and lines and such! Yeeeaaah!

Oh wow, you actually managed to incorporate the weird with the serious. Very nice idea - I approve!
Very snazzy background effects too!

Oh dang, I really dig how you did the audio editing on that!
Generally like the approach to it to have multiple characters rather than a single one in this case!.