[WIP] PARADOX THE REALITY WARPING CHICKEN DOLL!!!

WARNING Read FIRST before reading the profile. HE IS COMPLETELY BONKERS, HE WILL MAKE be rude, obnoxious, and RANDOM

Name:
"I cant remember"

Nicknames:
REALITY DUDE, Mister go cluck yourself, Crazy doll thing, He, Time traveler, Temporal pair of socks master. PARADOX!!!

Species:
Space chicken doll.

Gender:
Male

Orientation:
straight

Occupation:
Reality lord (No occupation is needed)

Species:
Reality lord chao doll

Age:
216

Date Of birth:
1996

day he became a reality lord:
2013 march 6th

Time he came from:
2213

Birth-place:
Merica

Current Residence or house:
“Sherlock holmes” (Homeless o_o dunno where he got holmes)

IQ description:
He is a genius, and at the same time he is totally bunking fonkers (F**KING BONKERS)

Height:
5’7”

Weight:
130 pounds (Same as he did when he was sixteen)


Social Status:
Friends and why:
Himself (Logic unexplained, he talks to himself in the mirror, and his mirror talks back) His plush chicken, cluckers…

Rivals:
NONE

Enemies:
NONE

Marital Status:
NONE

Crush:
None

Lover:
DEAD due to old age in his reality (Paradox: =w= ehhh….uhm…..i stopped dating her when she turned 27)

Parents:
Died of old age in his reality

Siblings:
None

Other Family Members:
NONE
((IF YOU WISH TO BE ANY OF THESE PLEASE PM ME AND WE WILL DISCUSS IT))

Abilities/Skills:

Strength level:
He does not have much strength, He’s more of a runner if that’s what this is asking. But then again he’s a reality lord so….

Abilities/powers:
o Random Reality Manipulation (latent): Ability to manipulate reality in cosmic level and vast reality warping powers on a potentially infinite level. His abilities are so great that even at such a young age he can create “pocket” universes in alternate realities (A pocket universe is a cosmos that does not equal our own in size.). However his mental status and ADHD has made his imagination, literally happen, he randomly creates chickens in space, they collonize in flocks of intergalactic dinosaurs


Weaknesses:
His mental status

Mental status/disorders:
• Insane
• Random
• ADHD
• Impossibility to ever be controlled without him from detonating a bomb from the retarded plush chicken he has at all times

Likes/Dislikes:

Likes~
Food: Pizza, Burritos, pie, any type of baked goods
Drink: coca cola
Other: People, Explosions, Being a total contradictionary NUTJOB, Absorbing.

Dislikes~
Food: You
Drink: diet soda
Other: Logical people, LOGIC itself

FEARS:
Zombies:
• Mom
• Dad
Giant robot chickens
Giant ladies (Wherever he’s looking hes probably going to get beaten anyways, looking up isn’t that great when theyre giant…mainly because they might eat you)

Back-story:
He was once a normal boy, then his life changed when the universe collapsed leaving him as the only one in a completely blank universe, He had powers beyond his own belief, recreating his own universe he lived until the age of sixteen, somehow staying the same age in appearance for 200 years, When he was 216 the galaxy was evolved past his own beliefs, He had become the inter-galactic reality hero known as Paradox the chicken doll. (More to come, editing and revising)