Datten has fun

I found this from a long time ago.

[19:00:10] Datten joined the chat on Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:00 pm
[19:00:15] Datten : I CHALLENGE YOU
[19:00:19] Datten : TO A DUEL, DATTEN!
[19:00:31] Datten : Oh no, what will I do?
[19:00:39] Datten : You will fight me, that is what!
[19:00:54] Datten : There must be someone out there to help meeee~
[19:00:59] Datten : Eelllppp meee~
[19:01:29] Datten : Prepare to meet your doom!
[19:01:37] Datten : *PEW PEW PEW PEW*
[19:01:43] Datten : Aieeeeeee-
[19:01:46] Datten : *ded*
[19:01:54] Datten : Haha, I AM VICTORIOUS!
[19:02:47] Datten : Wow, Datten, you are so handsome!
[19:02:52] Datten : Why, thank you.
[19:03:13] Datten : We should make out in my private floating island/tropical resort!
[19:03:24] Datten : Splendid!
[19:04:33] Datten : ...
[19:05:04] * Datten spontaneously combusts.
[19:05:10] Datten : Oh no! What should I do?!
[19:05:15] Datten : AHA! STOP DROP AND ROLL-
[19:05:17] * Datten rolls in acid.
[19:05:19] Datten : AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19:06:19] * Datten explodes.
[19:06:34] * Datten suddenly respawns, remembering that he is on the internet.
[19:06:37] Datten : Oh.
[19:06:42] * Datten scratches his head.
[19:06:48] Datten : But I dont want to scratch my hea- Ok.
[19:06:59] * Datten is a lonely little shit.
[19:07:01] Datten : Yep.
[19:07:03] Datten : Yes I am.
[19:13:27] Alexandy12 joined the chat on Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:13 pm
[19:14:43] Datten : Hello Alexandy!
[19:14:49] Datten : Want to join me in my mania?
[19:16:05] Datten : ...I always drive them off.
[19:16:30] @ Alexandy12 : Oh, greetings.
[19:18:23] * Datten lies in a pool of blood
[19:23:06] @ Alexandy12 : Having fun, I see.
[19:27:42] Datten : yes